I'm On A Beach In Montauk...

Good morning.  Jeffrey Immelt, CEO of GE, called me last night and invited me to his little beach hut at Montauk for a long weekend.  Since I was just sitting there hopped up on pain pills waiting for Ethan Rubidoux to come over and wipe my ass - I decided to take him up on his offer.  He told me there were plenty of executives at GE that would be available to wipe my ass in Montauk - so everything should work out just fine.

Anyway, it's really beautiful here.  I love being able to blog on the beach.  Whoever came up with the technology to be able to blog on the beach - I think we should hire that person.

You may all be wondering why Jeffrey Immelt wanted to bring me here (and, no, it wasn't to buy NBC Universal - I told him that was never going to happen - not after that stupid tour guide made fun of me on that tram ride years ago).  He said there was no reason - he just wanted my friendship.  We'll see.  I'm not sure everything is on the level here - but as long as the massages and martinis keep coming - I'll stay.  I also understand he's a killer Yahtzee player - so I figure I'll teach him a lesson or two there.

I'm thinking of buying a yacht here so I need a team of people to work over the weekend to prepare a presentation I may give next week at the Montauk Yachting Club.  It's all old money here - so they want a little of the history of our studio as well. 

Ha ha ha... Mort Zuckerman just went by on his boat and mooned everyone on the beach!  He is quite a card!

Anyway, I'll need this presentation no later than Sunday evening so I need to see a draft Saturday night.