Massive Manka Bros. Earthquake Update

Good morning.  I'd like to give a quick update on the Great Quake of 2008.  From what I understand, Los Angeles is still here.  The only significant damage to the Manka Bros. lot was at the Profits & Participations Bldg. - but we haven't had any profits or participations in years - so who gives a shit, right?

As far as myself, everything here at the Beverly HIlls compound is as well as can be expected.  Barry Diller finally left yesterday afternoon (after draining my last four Coors Lights!).  Ismarelda is cleaning up the mess that we left in the bomb shelter (let's just say the toilet and plumbing were a little lacking).

Today is a busy day at the Khan Manka household.  Tonight, I am receiving a visit from the current Bulgarian prime minister Sergey Stanishev (my family is Bulgarian as you all should know).   Bulgaria must be very proud of what the Mankewitz's have accomplished over the last 100 years.  I should hope he will kiss my ass in the appropriate way.  I will have a full report in the next couple of days.

Get back to work.  I want our next film release, Spinners, to perform better than The Dark Knight.  I am so sick of people calling me asking why our movies don't open with $158 million!

Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios