God and The Recession
Good morning God's Soldiers!I have really bad news. Even God is taking a hit during this horrible horrible recession in which Manka Faith's revenues have fallen nearly 80% over the last two quarters.
What is the reason for this? Lack of faith. I blame the pundits, the politicians and the people of the world. If you don't buy our products, we don't make any money and, therefore, God suffers.
Because of this unprecedented downturn, the Manka Faith Family of Companies (Grace Note Records, NOW Testament Books, Faith Kids and Original Sinema) will have to lay off hundreds of employees.
This is not the way it was supposed to happen, Goddamnit!
If a security guard comes by your office or cubicle, you are being laid off. Please take five minutes to gather your things and get out. The Security Guard will cut your security badge in half so you can't get back in the building.
Thanks so much for all your hard work and good luck getting a job again in this horrible horrible world.
"Jumping" Jimmy Radcliff - Interim President - Manka Faithb.c.c - To Manka Bros. Corporate - happy now?
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God is a deity in theistic and deistic religions and other belief systems, representing either the sole deity in montheism, or a principal deity in polytheism.
And all this after all the other layoffs last year. Things suck all over.
Bummer. All that Jesus shit going unsold. Oh well.