Manka Fun Park Yemen - Update
I have an update on our billion dollar Manka Fun Park Yemen. As many of you may remember, I went over to Yeman last August for the groundbreaking ceremony. After that, due to political turmoil and badly handled wire transfers, they never got around to actually starting construction. However, today, I received a telefax that they have begun building in earnest. Even though I thought the opening would have to be pushed back a few months, I was assured by the Yemeni leader Ali Abdullah Saleh that since labor costs in that country are non-existent and there are no overtime rules, the scheduled opening in 2010 will easily be met. That's the beauty of a dictatorship!
This is great news for Manka Bros. because Yemen is a completely untapped market for Western-style entertainment. Disney has been too busy concentrating on China to realize where the real money is. Losers. We will have the market to ourselves.
Now if we can only get a fucking movie that makes money we'll really be on a roll.
Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios0 TrackBacks
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Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.
Thanks for the update, sir. Don't worry about the upcoming movie slate. We've got a bunch of winners in there.
Robin Rafe - President - Manka Bros. Theatrical Group
Is that the new park? Looks good. Did you actually hire someone to draw it, Khan?
Glad to see it's still on track. Looks good!
Chris Joyce - MBS Comedy Development