Let Me Explain Why the Manka Music Group Didn't Win Any Grammys

Hello Manka Bros. Employees:

My name is Emily Sachs and I am President of the Manka Music Group.  You may have noticed - and Khan Manka Jr. has generously allowed me to address you here - that we didn't win any Grammy Awards last night.  This is an absolute travesty and Mr. Manka is, rightly, completely furious.  I am grateful to still have my job and I promise to work harder than ever to bring the Manka Music Group back to the prominence we once had.

So what happened last night:

The simple reason is - that while we have by far the greatest musical artists in the world - the former Head of Publicity - Bob Delavian - FORGOT to submit our top 2007 artists for consideration.  If you don't submit your artists for consideration... you aren't considered.  As as been chronicled over the past few days, Bob is no longer the Head of Publicity.  Thank God.  He has been replaced by the very able and extremely attractive Kim Felber.  She will make sure that our musical artists are taken care of in the future.  So no worries there, Seamus!

So that's the reason.  I want to personally apologize to all of our great artists (including Mac McCord whose CD "Go In There And Get You Some" would have been a shoe-in for Album of the Year) and to assure you all that it won't happen next year!  That's a Manka Music promise!

Thank you for your understanding.

Emily Sachs, President - Manka Music Group