So I open my Los Angeles Times this morning and see...

... that Rupert Murdoch wants to merge his internet properties with Yahoo!  As you can imagine, this sickens me.  Sickens me more than anything Bob Delavian ever did.  Remember a few months ago when I wanted Manka Bros. Studios to buy Yahoo! and no one really got back to me with a plan to do it?  You all know my history and friendship with ex-Chairman & CEO Terry Semel.  I went to his house for the Super Bowl for Christ's sake!  In 1989, when he was at Warner Bros. and was getting read to open his summer Batman movie I was kind enough to move You Reeka (starring Yahoo Serious) to a different weekend - even though I knew our movie would be a bigger hit.  My move helped his film perform much better than it would have.  HE OWES ME!

I recently ran into dreamy Silicon Valley stud and senior Yahoo! executive Jeff Weiner (who was very close to coming to Manka Bros. Studios instead of Yahoo! - but he wanted some of his salary and bonus to be paid in stock options and at the time our stock had no value) and he wondered if we were working on a deal for his company.  I had nothing to say to him because I didn't know.  I DIDN'T KNOW!  He made some snide punk ass remark like "Wow, you've got a great grip on your company there, Khan."  Everyone is to blame for the fact that I didn't even know if we were going to buy Yahoo! or News Corporation (or both).

Well, let me be clear.  Manka Bros. Studios is going to buy News Corporation and Yahoo!  This is be a hostile takeover if necessary.  Get on it, people!  I will not be humilated again in front of someone as great as Jeff Weiner!

Get to work,

Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios