Manka Bros. To Make Weekly Payroll...
Good news Manka Bros. employees. If you were expecting to get paid this week - you will! Our CFO, David Chang, just informed me that we have enough cash on hand to pay most of you. I'm sure everyone just assumed you would be paid and didn't know that it was even an issue - but you people don't know nothing! Liquidity sucks right now and and our stock has never been lower - but we can turn those frowns upside-down with a little injection of positivity. We all just have to concentrate on entertaining the world in this time of great desperation. So cheer up, take your paychecks, get out there and go shopping!
Perhaps next week you will also get paid.
Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. StudiosP.S. - If you don't need your office lights, please turn them off. The power bills are killing us!
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About Khan Manka, Jr.
Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.
Well... that's good news.
Congratulations. It's no small feat to pay your bills this days.