Happy Holidays From Chairman & CEO Khan Manka, Jr.
Good morning. As this challenging year comes to a close, I just wanted to say to the employees that are left at Manka Bros., have a great holiday and I'll see you at some point next year.
Because my bitch of an ex-wife has taken my daughter, Connie, with her to some God awful place in Colorado for the remainder of Hanukkah, I have decided to go to my private island in Turks & Caicos.
Several other powerful media moguls will be going with me to spend a few days in the Caribbean sun before we all have to return to the horrible grind of running a major media company. I would tell you the names of those coming with me, but Bob Iger at Disney said not to say a word - that Wall Street would read something into it and send our stock prices further down. Peter Chernin and Jeff Zucker wanted me to say we were meeting to prove to Wall Street that we're willing to work during the holidays to figure out our problems - but I have decided to remain quiet.
If something interesting happens, I'll blog about it in this space.
Keep working! 2009 must be better!
Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios
Because my bitch of an ex-wife has taken my daughter, Connie, with her to some God awful place in Colorado for the remainder of Hanukkah, I have decided to go to my private island in Turks & Caicos. Several other powerful media moguls will be going with me to spend a few days in the Caribbean sun before we all have to return to the horrible grind of running a major media company. I would tell you the names of those coming with me, but Bob Iger at Disney said not to say a word - that Wall Street would read something into it and send our stock prices further down. Peter Chernin and Jeff Zucker wanted me to say we were meeting to prove to Wall Street that we're willing to work during the holidays to figure out our problems - but I have decided to remain quiet.
If something interesting happens, I'll blog about it in this space.
Keep working! 2009 must be better!
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About Khan Manka, Jr.
Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.
Have a great time, sir. Sounds like fun. The house looks really nice. I'll be here working throughout the holidays (including Christmas day) if you need anything.
John Perry - MBS Comedy Development
Technically, and for very important tax reasons, the island is owned by Manka Bros. Studios. Just to clarify for anyone out there thinking of an audit.
David Chang - CFO - Manka Bros. Studios