Going To Chelsea Clinton's Wedding
UPDATE: Chelsea Clinton's WeddingI'm leaving the office for the weekend.
I'm going to Chelsea Clinton's wedding in some God forsaken town called Rhinebeck, New York.
I don't know where it is and I don't know the address.
I was told I would be blindfolded once I touched down at Teterboro. I am then to be driven by Towncar to the site of the wedding. They say the blindfold can not be removed until I am safely inside the wedding house.
I'm really getting sick of going to these Presidential daughter weddings. Two years ago it was Jenna Bush, now it's Chelsea. It just doesn't stop. I have better things to do with my time.
Don't get me wrong, Chelsea is a lovely girl and a very very warm person. I met her a few years ago when she interviewed for a summer intern position in the Manka Bros. Television Group. I don't really remember why we turned her down. Some people just aren't cut out for TV.
Anyway, because Lee Ann Womack has decided not to return my calls lately, I will be going stag to the wedding. This will give me a chance to spend some quality time with my old friend (and drinking buddy) Ted Turner. He likes to drink Whiskey Sours and talk about Jane Fonda and I love to drink White Russians and hear about Jane Fonda. She was an early crush of mine ever since I saw Barbarella.
If anyone needs to reach me, they can't. I'll be inside a no cell phone, no internet, Level 8 security zone (whatever that means). If you want to get me a note, you'll have to get through 4,000 Marines.
It's literally more security than Herb Allen had at his Sun Valley Retreat - and we were a much more important that this crowd.
On the positive side, I'm excited to see Sha Na Na. I hear that's the wedding band. That Bowzer really cracks me up.
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About Khan Manka, Jr.
Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.
I want your life khan. You get to go to everything.
Khan fly into White Plains, it's way closer.
Rhinebeck is not forsaken by God. You're thinking of Albany.
I'm happy for Chelsea Clinton and her new marriage. I just don't know very much about her guy Marc so I am a little curious.
Best of luck in married life, Chelsea and Marc! You seem like a nice couple.
I'm glad for Chelsea Clinton and her big event. I just don't know much about her guy Marc Mezvinsky so I'm a little curious.
Read more about Chelsea Clinton's Wedding on http://uionv.com/.
Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky on their wedding from UIONV. Mazel Tov, Chelsea and Marc.
Wow - Chelsea Clinton without a doubt wore a dazzling Vera Wang gown on at her wedding and reception Saturday! My partner and i don't specially love the Clintons, chiefly scuzzy Bill, nevertheless they all looked fabulous and appeared delighted.