tag:mankabros.com,2008-08-04:/god-blog//18 2012-01-06T17:42:06Z The daily glog from the Manka Faith Family of Companies (Original Sinema, Grace Note Records, NOW Testament and Faith Kids) Movable Type Pro 4.35-en tag:mankabros.com,2012:/god-blog//18.620 2012-01-06T17:36:14Z 2012-01-06T17:42:06Z

Due to the crappy Movable Type interface and troubled social media integration - Manka Faith's God Blog has moved here.Thanks so much for your continued patronage.The Manka Faith's God Blog Team...

Due to the crappy Movable Type interface and troubled social media integration - Manka Faith's God Blog has moved here.

Thanks so much for your continued patronage.

The Manka Faith's God Blog Team

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What an announcement!  What a day!  Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - in association with its Manka Faith theatrical division - Original Sinema - will begin production on the Book Of Habakkuk which is the eighth book of the 12 minor prophets of the Hebrew Bible.  Great stuff! 

This will not slow up our previously announced production of the Book of Judges - but it will cost considerably more.  The Book of Judges will be made for approximately $25 million. 

I'm fairly certain $300 million is the biggest movie budget in the history of motion pictures.  Others may have cost more to produce (i.e., The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and Superman Returns) but none have announced their budget at the beginning as $300 million.  And it will all be on the screen.  You may ask why we're taking such a huge risk.  To us, this is a much safer bet than something like Tae Kwon Doug which cost only $45 million to produce but will barely make back $1,500 if it's lucky.  We just know in our gut that there's a lot of money in this God stuff.  A lot.  So we're willing to roll the dice.  And if all works out - there are plenty more books of the Old and New Testaments to keep this machine running!

Check back here over the next few months for updates on casting, locations and, in general, how everything is moving along. 

Robin Rafe - President - Manka Bros. Theatrical Group ]]> tag:mankabros.com,2010:/god-blog//18.558 2011-02-23T06:57:44Z 2011-02-26T01:08:22Z

Hello to our growing Manka Faith community!  It's a pleasure to be "glogging" you and telling you about the exciting things coming up from our Faith-based Theatrical label - Original Sinema.

We are just about to begin production on The Book Of Judges.  This is a very exciting project for us.  In my opinion, it is one of the best books in all the old or new testaments.  It's just so well structured that there is very little that we needed to change (a few character names and the sequence of events here and there).  It's got some great text and action and it's all very "theatrical" - which is why we chose it for our inaugural production.

Check back here whenever you can for updates from the set.  I leave you with the quote we'll use on the one-sheet.

"Every Man Did That Which Was Right In His Own Eyes" - Book of Judges 21:25.

Cheers!

Robin Rafe - President - Manka Bros. Theatrical Group ]]> tag:mankabros.com,2008:/god-blog//18.273 2011-02-19T06:51:24Z 2011-02-26T01:05:44Z

... but we do not AT ALL have the same belief system.  The Manka Faith Family of Companies believes in the power of Christ and Manka Bros. Studios believes in the power of money-grubbing, Satan-worshipping assholes.

I just wanted to clear up any confusion for our Evangelical fans who may be concerned about which way our politics are leaning in this very important time.

Robert Worthy - Praise-ident - Manka Faith Family Of Companies


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I'm Taylor from Shyna Light!  Thank you very much.

Ricky and I have been creating music for the Lord for over 20 years.  That's a lot of Hallelujahs - for very little pay.  It's great to be associated with a such a great company as Manka Bros. and we're certainly happy that we now have bosses with deep pockets (or at least bosses that are willing to share the wealth for our hard work).  Our newest effort on Manka Faith's Grace Note Record label is "Praise Bop".  It's a revolutionary idea to bring the music of God to the inner cities.  We take popular urban or "Rap" music and put a whole new spin on it to glorify our Lord, Jesus Christ. 

I think you'll enjoy it when it "drops" in a few weeks and I think you'll enjoy this daily look into our glorious lives.  You can click here for a behind-the-scenes look at the "Making Of Praise Bop".

GBY,

Taylor from "Shyna Light"
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Dear Gloggers:

I am writing on behalf of Robin Rafe - President of the Manka Bros. Theatrical Group - as she is out sick this morning.  She was up vomiting all night. 

Last night, in Screening Room 8 on the Manka Bros. lot, we all took a look at the film "Judgment House" and found it, um, powerful.  The Original Sinema executives have been in meetings with Manka Bros. lawyers all morning regarding the contract we signed yesterday with the producers of the film, and they have assured them that it is iron-clad.

So with heads held high and a God-like positive attitude, our marketing department will begin their work attempting to sell a film depicting late-term abortions, Satanic ritual sacrifices, and gays and lesbians burning in hell.

Look for it on 2,000 screens later this year.

Fingers crossed,

Chuck Lenz - VP of Development - Original Sinema
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Even God is taking a hit during this horrible horrible recession in which Manka Faith's revenues have fallen nearly 80% over the last two quarters.

Good morning God's Soldiers!

I have really bad news.  Even God is taking a hit during this horrible horrible recession in which Manka Faith's  revenues have fallen nearly 80% over the last two quarters. 

What is the reason for this?  Lack of faith.  I blame the pundits, the politicians and the people of the world.  If you don't buy our products, we don't make any money and, therefore, God suffers.

Because of this unprecedented downturn, the Manka Faith Family of Companies (Grace Note Records, NOW Testament Books, Faith Kids and Original Sinema) will have to lay off hundreds of employees. 

This is not the way it was supposed to happen, Goddamnit!

If a security guard comes by your office or cubicle, you are being laid off.  Please take five minutes to gather your things and get out.  The Security Guard will cut your security badge in half so you can't get back in the building.

Thanks so much for all your hard work and good luck getting a job again in this horrible horrible world.

"Jumping" Jimmy Radcliff - Interim President - Manka Faith

b.c.c - To Manka Bros. Corporate - happy now?

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Good morning.  First of all, thanks to all those who emailed me such kind words after I took ill a couple of days ago.  I'm feeling much better and am already back at work.

Now for the exciting announcement.  Manka Highbrow has acquired "Snuffing Out The Magic Fury".  This is a very exciting film that has won 32 international film festival awards and is a perfect fit for Manka Highbrow - famous for making the smartest movies ever made.  As an added bonus for our Manka Faith fans, the film features an uplifting cameo from Grace Note recording artists Tween Jesus 'n Me.

I believe it is slated for a June 2011 release which is the perfect slot for a movie called "Snuffing Out The Magic Fury"!

Robin Rafe - President - Manka Bros. Theatrical Group
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Good afternoon.  My name is Robin Rafe and I am President of the Manka Bros. Theatrical Group (which includes Manka Bros. Films, Manka Highbrow, Manka Dogme, Manka Docs and Manka Shorts).  We had original planned to call our faith-based film label Manka Faith Films - but, after a recent brain storming session that lasted long into the night, we have emerged with a brilliant new name - ORIGINAL SINEMA.

Our first announcement as Original Sinema will excite many of our Faith-based fans.  We have acquired the domestic distribution rights to Judgement House - a feature film version of the Christian haunted houses that are often presented at Halloween.  We are very excited.  We will clean it up a bit and have it in theaters in time for Halloween 2011!

My staff and I have not seen the rough cut of the film, but we're screening it tonight.  We can't wait!

Giddy with anticipation.

Robin Rafe,
President - Manka Bros. Theatrical Group
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From Original Sinema to NOW Testament, we've got your religious entertainment needs covered.  From Grace Note Records to Faith Kids, you'll never be bored with the Lord.  Sit back and enjoy the wonderful ride of Christ.  But we don't want our Jewish friends to be sad.  We're going to be doing some great stuff for you, too!

When Khan Manka, Jr. approached me over a year ago and said he wanted to buy me out because "this Jesus stuff really sells", I was a little gun shy.  Manka Bros. is a giant media conglomerate (the largest in the world!) and we're just sitting here day after day doing the work of almighty God (with profits up the ying-yang).  How would it all fit?  But now I know Khan Manka's master plan and, $300 million later, I am fully on board!  Manka Faith is already the greatest faith-based company in the world and it's just getting started.  This here blog is where you'll find the latest news, reviews and views of all things Jesus (and other religions as well).  The next few hundred years are going to be a helluva ride!

Robert Worthy - Praise-ident - Manka Faith Family of Companies
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Manka Bros. supports both of these excellent businesses.  We encourage healthy debate amongst our divisions but don't support boycotts of any of our businesses.

Please go see My God Is Better Than Your God starring Gina Grass at the Manka Open Mike and continue to read Behind The Proscenium.

Please buy Praise Bop from Grace Note Records featuring Tween Jesus 'n Me, Shyna Light, and Shelly MacDonald Featuring Promised Land.

These are all great products and we are proud to have them in the Manka Bros. Studios family.

Lloyd Grohl - President & COO - Manka Bros. Studios
(dictated but not read) ]]> tag:mankabros.com,2010:/god-blog//18.556 2010-12-11T18:48:43Z 2011-02-26T01:09:52Z

I don't claim to know much about theater, but I was appalled to read a blog recently called "Behind The Proscenium" in which a "woman" named Gina Gams claimed that her "God" had hoofs and was better than my God.NO...

I don't claim to know much about theater, but I was appalled to read a blog recently called "Behind The Proscenium" in which a "woman" named Gina Gams claimed that her "God" had hoofs and was better than my God.

NO GOD IS BETTER THAN MY GOD!  You Bitch!

She is supposedly in a "play" called My God Is Better Than Your God at the Manka Open Mike Theater in Tribeca, New York City.  I am calling for an all out boycott.  This "play" must be stopped!  New York City must be stopped!  I don't know the address of the theater or when or how long this filth is showing - but we must close it down and make this Gina Glitter pay for her crimes!  She must be killed!

Taylor from Shyna Light

Please buy "Praise Bop" from Grace Note Records ]]> tag:mankabros.com,2008:/god-blog//18.215 2010-11-16T02:08:45Z 2011-03-06T03:12:58Z

Corey and Jennifer from 'Tween Jesus 'n Me!

We are really upset right now about some of the most popular songs being played on the radio.  They do NOT make us want to LOL.

We don't know what country this Katy Perry person is from, but if she thinks she can corrupt the minds of today's American kids, she's sadly mistaken.  Apparently, she had a few alcohol drinks, got all confused, "kissed a girl" and she "liked" it. 

See Miss Perry, this is what happens when you drink Satan's bad girl juice.  Girl on girl action is just plain wrong (see The Gospel Of Matthew).  Something cannot feel wrong and right AT THE SAME TIME.  "Ain't no big deal, it's innocent"? 

Think again, missy.  The only thing innocent is our love for the Lord and Savior.  It's Jesus' cherry chapstick you should be tasting.

We'd also like to call out someone named "Lil' Wayne". 

How DARE he mention "the Almighty Power", then two lines later use the MF word!  He then proceeds to use the "sh" word, the "bs" word, the "f" word for homos, the "b" word (not a female dog), and Dennis Rodman.  He refers to white people as "crackers", mentions "coke" and talks about "loose bowels". 

Then after all this blasphemy, he has the nerve to say "And the Bible told us every girl was sour"!!  Well, we don't know what bridge he's "pussy poppin" on, but we'll be damned if we're gonna be "ill" like "L'll".

We're gonna call our local Wisconsin radio station RIGHT now and demand they pull these songs from their playlist!

With Deep and Abiding Reverence and Abstinence,

Corey and Jennifer
]]> tag:mankabros.com,2008:/god-blog//18.246 2008-09-01T10:52:07Z 2008-09-01T11:18:55Z

Not Vice President!  It's President or nothing for Sarah Palin!  F John McCain and his liberal positions... right up the A!

Endorsed by the Manka Faith Family of Companies

[Disclaimer:  Manka Faith endorses political candidates completely separate from its parent company - Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - whose atheistic ways are well documented in the Satanic press.]


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