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... but we do not AT ALL have the same belief system.  The Manka Faith Family of Companies believes in the power of Christ and Manka Bros. Studios believes in the power of money-grubbing, Satan-worshipping assholes.

I just wanted to clear up any confusion for our Evangelical fans who may be concerned about which way our politics are leaning in this very important time.

Robert Worthy - Praise-ident - Manka Faith Family Of Companies

Manka Bros. supports both of these excellent businesses.  We encourage healthy debate amongst our divisions but don't support boycotts of any of our businesses.

Please go see My God Is Better Than Your God starring Gina Grass at the Manka Open Mike and continue to read Behind The Proscenium.

Please buy Praise Bop from Grace Note Records featuring Tween Jesus 'n Me, Shyna Light, and Shelly MacDonald Featuring Promised Land.

These are all great products and we are proud to have them in the Manka Bros. Studios family.

Lloyd Grohl - President & COO - Manka Bros. Studios
(dictated but not read)

From Original Sinema to NOW Testament, we've got your religious entertainment needs covered.  From Grace Note Records to Faith Kids, you'll never be bored with the Lord.  Sit back and enjoy the wonderful ride of Christ.  But we don't want our Jewish friends to be sad.  We're going to be doing some great stuff for you, too!

When Khan Manka, Jr. approached me over a year ago and said he wanted to buy me out because "this Jesus stuff really sells", I was a little gun shy.  Manka Bros. is a giant media conglomerate (the largest in the world!) and we're just sitting here day after day doing the work of almighty God (with profits up the ying-yang).  How would it all fit?  But now I know Khan Manka's master plan and, $300 million later, I am fully on board!  Manka Faith is already the greatest faith-based company in the world and it's just getting started.  This here blog is where you'll find the latest news, reviews and views of all things Jesus (and other religions as well).  The next few hundred years are going to be a helluva ride!

Robert Worthy - Praise-ident - Manka Faith Family of Companies

Good morning God's Soldiers!

I have really bad news.  Even God is taking a hit during this horrible horrible recession in which Manka Faith's  revenues have fallen nearly 80% over the last two quarters. 

What is the reason for this?  Lack of faith.  I blame the pundits, the politicians and the people of the world.  If you don't buy our products, we don't make any money and, therefore, God suffers.

Because of this unprecedented downturn, the Manka Faith Family of Companies (Grace Note Records, NOW Testament Books, Faith Kids and Original Sinema) will have to lay off hundreds of employees. 

This is not the way it was supposed to happen, Goddamnit!

If a security guard comes by your office or cubicle, you are being laid off.  Please take five minutes to gather your things and get out.  The Security Guard will cut your security badge in half so you can't get back in the building.

Thanks so much for all your hard work and good luck getting a job again in this horrible horrible world.

"Jumping" Jimmy Radcliff - Interim President - Manka Faith

b.c.c - To Manka Bros. Corporate - happy now?

Not Vice President!  It's President or nothing for Sarah Palin!  F John McCain and his liberal positions... right up the A!

Endorsed by the Manka Faith Family of Companies

[Disclaimer:  Manka Faith endorses political candidates completely separate from its parent company - Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - whose atheistic ways are well documented in the Satanic press.]