2008 Film Slate

Snuffing Out The Magic Fury (2008) - A feverish rumination on the chaotic life and tragic downfall of avant-garde alt-rocker Shiv Treacle of the all-girl band Vulva.

Garland Of Shame (2008) - The Coddington family spends a tense, chilly Christmas holiday together at their home in the Hamptons, silently awaiting daddy's indictment on insider trading.

The Opal Tide (2008) - A journalist in Baghdad struggles with ethics inside the green zone; a stripper contemplates joining a convent in the mountains; and a Sudanese flower salesman experiences fatherhood for the first time. All three stories come together in a surprising way.

Handcuffed In Lace (2008) - A stoic businessman gets in touch with his emotions during a forced two hour blowjob.

In The Soil Of Our Sadness (2008) - During the Irish potato famine, the village of Ballyconnell is astonished when the tears of wee Colleen cause crops to grow. When her tears run dry, villagers are forced to find new ways to make her weep.

Glass Hand Cuts Through Water (2008) - Based on the unbelievably true story of Katerine Morland, a billionaire vacationing in war-torn Darfur, who relentlessly scours the blood-soaked streets for her lost English Bulldog, only to discover she left it back at the hotel.

The Dancing Flesh (2008) - An Iraq war multiple amputee who's blind is forced to care for his dementia-riddled grandfather in economically depressed Flint, Michigan. After they both contract the deadly superbug, they vow to live their last days embracing life and thrusting their fists into the air.

 

Upcoming Films

sexydrinkbar (2009) - From Chinese director Duoshao Qian comes this 1940s period drama set in China as an American attempts to set up a 'sexydrinkbar' club during the reign of Chang Kai Chek right before Mao's Long March.

Dull, Uninteresting Story Of Four Tiresome Characters Feeling Sorry For Themselves (2009) - Based on the Manka Book of the same name which is a dull, uninteresting story of four tiresome characters feeling sorry for themselves.

Bridge Dance (2009) - After the only bridge and access road to Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Wales collapses, the town decides to dance until the bridge is repaired. They all died... dancing...

Last Train To Redemption (2009) - Tessie is the last remaining citizen in Redemption, Georgia, after the town was wiped away by tornadoes and floods. She takes the last train to Redemption to get her stuff before moving to New York City to try her hand as a spokesmodel for TV.

Drawn To The Yellow Light (2009) - A lonely, socially dysfunctional travel insurance underwriter from Las Vegas tries to find new love on a dairy farm in northern Denmark. [Based on the Manka Books novel 'The Light Of Skagen'.]

Taiwan On (2009) - Four college buddies from Harvard Business School decide to go to Taiwan and drink and whore for three months before taking high paying jobs with Morgan Stanley.

Banquo's Ghost In Manhattan (2009) - Ghost from Macbeth tries to find love in modern day New York.

The Pedophile's Son's Graduation Party (2009) - Who will show up and what will they say?

Uncombed Hair (2009) - Siblings wearing winter coats with uncombed hair attempt to place their curmudgeon grandpa in a retirement home.