2017 Film Slate

Dull, Uninteresting Story Of Four Tiresome Characters Feeling Sorry For Themselves (2017) - Based on the Manka Book of the same name which is a dull, uninteresting story of four tiresome characters feeling sorry for themselves.

sexydrinkbar (2017) - From Chinese director Duoshao Qian comes this 1940s period drama set in China as an American attempts to set up a 'sexydrinkbar' club during the reign of Chang Kai Chek in the shadow of Mao's Long March.

Guy Moves To L.A. To Be An Actor But Decides To Do Cocaine Instead (2017) - With the reluctant support of his parents, Scott Montrose drops acting and deciddes to be the best drug addict he can possibly be.

Lennon and Lenin (2017) - John Lennon and Vladimir Lenin have brunch together and discuss the state of the modern world, then go out and smash store windows.

Heartstrings (2017) - A seeing-eye dog is slowly losing his sight. His owner is slowly regaining his sight. As the dog goes blind and the man begins to see - they never see each other. [Probably the saddest movie ever made.]

Snuffing Out The Magic Fury (2017) - A feverish rumination on the chaotic life and tragic downfall of avant-garde alt-rocker Shiv Treacle of the all-girl band Vulva.

Meander, Texas (2017) - Terrance Malick's cousin Greg makes his directorial debut following a trio of scrappy musicians on a dream-like tour of honky-tonks in the Lone Star state. In his four hour masterpiece, Malick employs state-of-the-art out-of-focus camera technology and groundbreaking tangential storytelling.

Marginal Eyes (2017) - A black Muslim transgender woman and her non-binary mermaid otherkin Hispanic handicapped life partner decide to fulfill their lifelong dream of competing in the Oppression Olympics.

The Have Knots (2017) - Four frustrated longtime Brinks truck employees form a plot to rob a Chic-Fil-A.

Divisive (2017) - Terrifying tale of teenagers who surround a single camera mounted on the outside wall of a museum, chanting "He won't come between us," who one-by-one get decapitated by a shadowy figure dressed all in black.

Attack Of The Headless Freak With Two Heads (2017) - Surprisingly profound film about a headless freak with two heads and his search for meaning in modern day Winnipeg.