The Bride Wore Plaid Wedding Ensemble: Hey, brides, try something different for a change. Have you ever thought about wearing plaid? Maybe you should. Wedding Ensemble (including bridesmaid dresses): $15,000.00 (plus shipping)

Dadbot Apron: Show them you're not a robot by wearing the same apron that Dadbot wore when he was trying to conceal the metal tag on his fuselage. Apron: $109.00

Donny Castrato Jacket: "Hey, are you Donny Castrato? Oh, sorry, pal... thought you were Donny Castrato. That's what your jacket says." It sure does. Jacket: $1,299.00

Model Family Pants: The most beautiful family on television has to wear pants. Sure, they were Versace, but you'll wear Model Family pants. Pants: $49.00

Stop The Reeper T-Shirt: Let the world know you're afraid to die with this T-Shirt. T-Shirt: $79.00

Corporal Frankenstein Boots: In the movie, one of the boots was off a soldier from Ohio, another off a soldier from Montana... yours are both from Taiwan. Boots: $439.00

Try-Athelete Sneakers: Joey Levitch couldn't run very fast in this style of sneaker, but he was a dork. You'll run faster. Sneakers: $210.00

The Third Antichrist Tom Berenger T-Shirt: "Remember The Big Chill?" That's what Tom Berenger says alot these days. Show him you remember The Third Antichrist with this T-shirt. Tom Berenger T-Shirt: $4.99

The "M"-ephant M-Shirt: The shirt that shattered the tired old conventions of casual wear. Throw away your old T-Shirts, the M-Shirt is here! M-Shirt: $125.00