Blood Toast Strawberry Jam: Mmm, strawberry jam. If you look real close in the movie Blood Toast, you'll see that most mobsters were spreading it on their toast. Strawberry Jam: $19.00

Compound Freeze-Dried Meals Ready-To-Eat: The crazy militia family from the MBS sitcom Compound were starting to get a little sick of these on the show. Now, you can eat just like television stars. Maybe even start your own cult. Freeze Dried Meals Ready-To-Eat: 1,000 package box $4,100.00

Old Jokes Corned Beef: Who knows corned beef better than Borsht Belt comics? The boys from the MBS sitcom Old Jokes ate a lot of crappy corned beef before endorsing this corned beef. Just eating it will make you feel funny. Corned Beef: 10lb box $79.00

Who's Minding The Chimp? Mustard: A family tradition for nearly 70 years, this staple of the American refrigerator got its start after the wildly successful Manka Bros. film Who's Minding The Chimp? After audiences saw the Chimp eating mustard, they demanded this mustard. Mustard: $25 a jar