Machete Maniac Steak Knives: Nothing cuts meat better than this set of ultra-stylish steak knives seen in the Machete Maniac series of films. Complete set: $269.99

Yeast Magazine Bread Roller: Used by some of the top pastry chefs in the world, bread rollers have always been a vital bread making utensil. Bread Roller: $129.00

Franken-stein Stein: Has anyone ever told you "You drink like a monster!" Well, now you can also drink from Franken-stein's mug. The same style of stein here was used by Al Franken in the TV movie Franken-stein. Stein (beer not included): $169.49

Slaughter Zoo Shot Glass: Remember that scene in Slaughter Zoo where the zoo workers are celebrating the death of the serial killer? Now you can buy a replica shot glass just like the ones used in the movie. Shot Glass: $89.00 (or two for $199.00)

Right As Rain Umbrella: Ever get rained on and wish you had an umbrella. Okay, now you can get an umbrella just like the one used in the movie Right As Rain. Umbrella: $169.29

Sinkhole Shovel: Getting out of that sinkhole would have been much easier if the stars had a Sinkhole Shovel. Now you can dig out of any mess. Shovel: $419.00

Michael Bay's Rope Rope: People get robbed all the time and if they happen to catch the crooks themselves, it would be nice to have a good strong rope around to hold him until the police arrive. Buy a nice strong rope for the safety of your children. Rope: $279.00

Corporate Veal Paper Clips: If the wind catches a group of unclipped papers, they'll fly all over the room. Stop this from happening with these patented paper clips as seen in the MBS sitcom Corporate Veal. If the boss knew they were using such high quality paper clips, he would have cancelled everyone's vacation. Paper Clips: $49.00

The Book Of Judges Collectible Plates: From Moses to Abraham, the Old Testament gets the stylish collectible plate treatment in this limited edition set of story plates that cover not only the Book of Judges but the entire Old Testament. Invest in your children's future. Set of 1,400 Collectible Plates: $14,000 (or only $100 per plate!)

All Tied Up Coffee Mug: If you drink coffee, you need a mug. It might as well be an All Tied Up coffee mug. Mug: $39.00

Hail To The Freak Crazy Mirror: In Hail To The Freak, a freak is elected President. Now you can be President and look just like the freak in the movie with this Hail To The Freak Crazy Mirror. It'll distort your face in hilarious ways. Crazy Mirror: $295.00

Cup of the Saucer People Tea Set: Like Marco Polo, the aliens in Cup of the Saucer People took tea from China back to their home galaxy. With all that tea, you can bet they would have loved one of these tea sets. Tea Set: $429.00

The 7th Dimension Upside-down Lamp: "Whoa, dude... that lamp is upside-down." That's what your friends will say after you buy this upside-down lamp, the kind seen in the Manka Bros. film The 7th Dimension. Upside-down Lamp: $12.00

Invisi-Bill Invisible Cup: Want to freak out your friends? With the Invisi-Bill Invisible Cup, your coffee will look like it's floating. Just act casual, keep drinking and try not to laugh. Invisible Cup: $369.00

Rack 'Em Up Fats Pool Table: It was an unauthorized sequel to The Hustler. Now you can get this unauthorized pool table to go along with your unauthorized DVD of Rack 'Em Up Fats. Pool Table: $2,439.00

Bikini Church Ash Tray: Are you a smoker? Are any of friends smokers? Have you seen strangers smoking? If so, it would be awful neighborly if you had an ashtray on you. They didn't allow smoking in the Bikini Church, but there was lots of smoking after church. Ash Tray: $59.00

Setting On Dark Toaster: Who doesn't like toast? Come on, everybody likes toast. The Setting On Dark toaster MAKES TOAST! Toaster: $143.00