The Faux-tograher Camera: Joey Levitch faked being a photographer in order to get dates with models in The Faux-tographer. Now you can fake being a photographer in order to get dates with models. Camera: $859.00

Prints of Darkness Film: Need some film for that camera so that you can date models? The best film for any camera is the one used by the world's worst baby photographer in the MBS sitcom Prints of Darkness. Film: 3 rolls $48.00

Forever Spring Break Cock Lengthener: In Forever Spring Break, the hero frat boy who wished to a genie that he didn't want Spring Break to end, had a really long cock. Make yours longer than his with this cock lengthener. Cock Lengthener: $1,890.00

Slaughtobot Watch: As one of the meanest of the Mankabots™, Slaughbot could never afford to be late. Keep track of the time with this watch. Watch: $429.00

 

Thingamabob's Amazing Thingamabox: It could be anything. It could be a $1,000 dollar bill or a dispenser of pez. That's all part of the fun when you order Thingamabob's Amazing Thingamabox. Come on, give it a shot. Amazing Thingamabox: $1,200.00

 

 

 

 

Werewolf Fishermen On Finger Lake Tackle Box: The Werewolf Fishermen couldn't have caught so many fish (or so many humans) without a top of the line tackle box. You won't catch another fish without it. Tackle Box: $179.00

Time Flies Watch: Want a watch that tells the time of the past? What time was it in 1959? What about 1599? What you need is a Time Flies Watch. Watch: $649.00

Timber! Axe: Cut down all the trees you want with this axe. If sharpened, this axe will cut down virtually any tree. Axe: $169.00

Hula - The Movie Tanning Creme: Have you noticed that only cool people are tan. There's only one way to go from uncool to cool... tanning creme. And the ultimate tan is a movie star tan. Tanning Creme: $212.00

Bullets Be Praised Bullets: Guns need bullets in order to be effective. Bullets Be Praised bullets are the ones recommended by the technical advisor on the film Bullets Be Praised. Don't use unrecommended bullets. You need your bullets to work. Bullets: $159.00