Viet-Kong Monkey Toy: Just like the giant monkey in the movie, this 25-foot tall toy monkey is perfect for the rich kid that really wants it. It's great for parties and any other reason you would need a 25-foot tall toy monkey. Monkey Toy: $32,000.00

Clayhead Brain Puddy: Now you'll know what it feels like to have clay for a head as you reenact the dramatic scenes from the film Clayhead. Playfully (and carefully) tear pieces off your head and throw them at your friends like Clayhead did. Brain Puddy: $39.00

Pull The Pin Hand Grenades (Discontinued)

Dart-Bored Dartboard: Many dartboards on the market are all wrong. Some of them are so far from being realistic they aren't even considered dartboards. Be official. Get the Dart-Bored Dartboard just to be safe. Dartboard: $225.00

Corporal Frankenstein Interchangable Body Parts: Build the ultimate fighting soldier from a grab-bag of plastic body parts. Help General McCarthur (with the help of Corporal Frankenstein) win the war against North Korea. Interchangable Body Parts: $99.00

Animaltered™ Safari: Create your own Animaltered™ Zoo with the new and improved multi-colored MankaPuddy™. "Oh, Johnny, your father and I are so proud. You made a Chimpanzeebra out of MankaPuddy™." Complete MankaPuddy™ Animaltered™ Safari Kit: $189.00

Hole Hog Plush Toy: After his first owner got a midnight craving for a BLT, Hole Hog (as he came to be known) found safety living with Farmer Hirshberg. Now he's all yours to have and to hole-d! Give him a hug and he'll give you an "Oy-nk!" Plush Toy: $159.00