Vidar has been to Niflheim and back.

The last few months have been absolutely horrific but only the future is ahead of me now.

And now that Vidar's divorce to that raging she-bitch Solveig is final, Vidar has restarted life in a studio apartment in Sun Valley, California, and can now resume as a Teleblogger for Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company.

Vidar's awesome former life as the Norse God of Silence is over - but is fondly remembered as a time of being feared and revered, proud and loved.  When the Norse Gods rocked, the whole world rolled. 

Today, Vidar watches television and blogs about it... and will be doing so for quite a long time.  Vidar's numerous online fans need not worry that Vidar will become just another homeless God on the streets of Los Angeles.  Vidar has a futon, about $600 in the bank and a lot of pasta.  Things are good.

So... let's talk about Glee.  Specifically, Season 2 - Episode 3 - "Grilled Cheesus". 

What in Odin's name was that?!  Vidar is truly offended and wishes only that Ragnarok could begin just so the show's creator, Ryan Murphy, can be tied to a rock near Franang's Falls with his own intestines. 

How can you have a show about religion and not include ONE CHARACTER THAT BELIEVES IN THE NORSE GODS! 

There was a time when we ruled the universe!  But now, because of the constant media attention on Jesus and Mohammad, the once great Norse Gods have gotten the shaft.  It's pathetic.  We're relegated to a few loser comic book geek believers that reside in their parents' basement. 

BUT THAT'S ALL GOING TO CHANGE AND ALL NON-BELIEVERS WILL BE TIED TO A ROCK NEAR FRANANG'S FALLS WITH THEIR OWN INTESTINES!

But I digress...
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Glee - Season 2 - Episode 3 - Grilled Cheesus (Original Airdate: October 5, 2010) (Recap courtesy of IMDB.com):

Finn has an existential crisis when he believes he sees the face of Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich. Meanwhile, the rest of the kids rally around Kurt after he has a crisis of his own that leads to a larger discussion among the group about their own theology.

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Pretty vague and harmless description considering how much BS emotion was puked out.  Normally, I am a big time Gleek, but this episode was an offensively heavy-handed, overly sophomoric view of religion by chief writers Ryan Murphy, Brad Fulchuk and Ian Brennan.  All character development from the past year was pushed aside so that the creators could shove their personal opinions down our throats using these high school teenagers as their microphone. 

For shame! 

I'm not saying Glee shouldn't tackle the big issues of the world, but just don't try to cram it all into the same amount of screen time (44 minutes) that you would give to Lady Gaga.

On my MIMISBRUNNR (MIMIR'S WELL) SCALE OF ULTIMATE WISDOM - I give this episode:

2 RIVERS OF KNOWLEDGE (out of a possible Infinity)

Vidar - The Norse God of Silence, Stealth and Revenge

Well... Vidar's car was stolen a couple of days ago.  My beloved 2001 Nissan Sentra.  It doesn't really matter.  I don't have any money for gas anyway.  I'm living in a tree in a North Hollywood park.  Surprisingly, no one really bothers you if you're in a tree.  If you try to sleep on the ground in a park, you get poked in the middle of the night by some wise-ass cop.  But in a tree they can't poke you.

The itching is the worst part about not showering in weeks.  After my divorce from the she-bitch Solveig, I assumed I would get some sort of support granted to me or at least some kind of living quarters.  But judges in this town don't like men very much. 

So... I noticed on a newspaper stand that today is Thursday and Thursday is the day of the new episode of The Vampire Diaries.  I managed to sneak online at the Noho library (despite my current probation due to hygiene) to type this and do a little research on tonight's show. 

I wish I had my TV back from that f-ing she-bitch so I could see it tonight with the rest of the world.  I'll have to watch with the homeless and the drunks tomorrow on Hulu here at the library.

The Vampire Diaries - Season 1 - Episode 12 - Unpleasantville (Original Airdate: January 28, 2010) (Recap courtesy of IMDB.com):

Damon, Elena and Stefan attend a school dance with a 1950s' theme, where Alaric introduces himself to Damon whom he suspects is the vampire that killed his wife.  Stefan and Damon try to figure out the identity of the new vampire in town who is now stalking Elena in which Stefan gives Elena jewelry filled with Vervain to protect her family and friends while she continues to investigate her true origins.  Meanwhile, Matt takes a job at the Mystic Grill as a busboy to make amends meet where he has a run-in with Caroline who becomes more smitten with him.  The bartender of the Mystic Grill, Ben, comes to help Bonnie when he notices that Damon is bothering her.  Elsewhere, Anna continues hanging around Jeremy to get information about the Gilbert family journal which lands in the hands of Alaric who has plans of his own... as does Anna.

When there is a show like The Vampire Diaries on television it gives me hope that one day things will turn out okay for Vidar.

Vidar - The Norse God of Silence, Stealth and Revenge

An asshole reader of this blog reminded me that this week is a new episode of The Vampire Diaries.  Hiatus is over.  The same asshole reader of this blog told me that my underwear was starting to smell more than usual.  I don't think my asshole reader realizes that I have been living in my 2001 Nissan Sentra and crapping in this underwear for the past two months. 

I don't think my asshole reader realizes that my divorce from the she-devil Solveig has cost me everything.  All I have left is this blog and the idiots that read it!

Anyway, The Vampire Diaries has returned from hiatus with a new episode this week - Season 1 - Episode 11 - Bloodlines.

The Vampire Diaries - Season 1 - Episode 11 - Bloodlines (Original Airdate: January 21, 2010) (Recap courtesy of Spikytv.com):

Stefan Uncovers A Startling Clue The Past:

Damon (Ian Somerhalder) takes a trip to Georgia, where he surprises an old flame, Bree (guest star Gina Torres, "Eli Stone") and enlists her help to figure out how to open the tomb.  In the process, Damon comes face to face with someone who is determined to make him pay for past wrongs.  Stefan (Paul Wesley) opens up to Grams (guest star Jasmine Guy) in his effort to help Bonnie (Katarina Graham) overcome her fears and accept her powers.  While researching his history paper in the public library, Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) meets a cute-but-geeky girl named Anna (guest star Malese Jow, "Hannah Montana") who has her own theories on the folklore of Mystic Falls.  When Damon returns from Georgia, Stefan is waiting with news that will change their world.  Nina Dobrev and Sara Canning also star.  Dave Barrett directed the episode written by Kevin Williamson & Julie Plec, with a story by Sean Reycraft.

Thank Odin there is a new episode of TVD because I was starting to doubt my existence.  It's so cold and there is so much rain and the heater in my car eats up so much gas.

Vidar - The Norse God of Silence, Stealth and Revenge

Not much to blog about this week. 

It's so cold.  So very cold. 

I can only thank Odin for a new episode of Glee!  Sadly, it's the last episode for a few months. 

I'm not sure how I'll cope.  It's really all I have to live for (though, being a God, I couldn't die even if I tried).  I can only die in battle... and if I don't die heroically - no Valhalla for me.  It's seriously fucked up.

But I digress...

Glee - Season 1 - Episode 13 - Mattress (Original Airdate: December 9, 2009) (Recap courtesy of Fox Publicity):

Sectionals is finally here for the Glee Club, but when Quinn's secret unravels, the club may not be able to recover in time to compete.  Meanwhile, Sue's scheming hits an all-time high, and with Emma and Ken's marriage looming, Will makes a decision that could change his life forever.

Vidar will be watching, once again, tomorrow at the North Hollywood library.  Thor didn't get back to me last week.  It's... okay.  He's... very busy.

Vidar - The Norse God of Silence, Stealth and Revenge

Vidar is attempting to get into the Holiday spirit, but it is very difficult when you are living in a 2001 Nissan Sentra. 

Vidar has vowed not to talk anymore about the she-bitch Solveig who, apparently, has been awarded all of Vidar's worthy possessions.  Part of the divorce is that Vidar will refrain from writing about the she-bitch Solveig.  But Vidar received nothing in the divorce, so what will the she-bitch Solveig get if Vidar writes about the divorce.  The she-bitch Solveig will get nothing!  'When you've got nothing, you've got nothing to lose.'  So Vidar will continue to write.

The first half of Glee Season 1 is coming to a close (so sad) but the remaining two episodes will have you taking methamphetamines for the next three months just so you aren't asleep when the next batch begins in March.

Glee - Season 1 - Episode 12 - Mattress (Original Airdate: December 2, 2009) (Recap courtesy of Fox Publicity):

When the Glee Club is left out of the yearbook because of budget cuts, everyone seems to be relieved that they won't have to suffer the ridicule of years past.  Everyone except Rachel, that is, who wants her legacy cemented in print.  Meanwhile, Quinn makes it her mission to be in the Cheerios yearbook photo, and Will and Terri's relationship is shaken to its core.

Vidar may actually be watching this one at my Norse God friend Thor's house in Beverly Hills tonight (screw you North Hollywood Library!).  Vidar is just waiting to hear back to get an address and directions.

Vidar - The Norse God of Silence, Stealth and Revenue

Vidar is starting to develop a strange rash and a shoulder tremor that Vidar cannot explain.  There are moments when Vidar is attempting to sleep in the freezing cold 2001 Nissan Sentra and suddenly Vidar's shoulder will shudder violently - and then stop. 

Vidar is learning how to survive on the streets.  Until Vidar's divorce is final and some sort of financial compensation is arranged, Vidar has no choice but to live in a car.  This is a sad state of affairs for the Norse God of Silence, Stealth and Revenge.  But Vidar will prevail in the end over that she-bitch ex-wife Solveig.

But things are not all gloom and doom.  Vidar's attorney, Richard, has allowed Vidar to stand in his lawn when the sprinklers go off so that Vidar can clean up somewhat.

Another joy in Vidar's life... Season 1of Glee.  This week's episode - Episode 11 - Hairography. 

Glee - Season 1 - Episode 11 - Hairography (Original Airdate: November 25, 2009) (Recap courtesy of Fox Publicity):

Concerned that Sue is up to no good, Will pays a visit to an instructor of a competing Glee Club to see what information Sue may be leaking, which leads to the club getting a look at their hair-rising competition. Meanwhile, Kurt gives Rachel a makeover to impress Finn, but he may have ulterior motives.

Vidar cannot wait as there is very little to look forward in this miserable world.

Vidar - The Norse God of Silence, Stealth and Revenge

Vidar has discovered it gets very cold in the San Fernando Valley, especially when the heat is out on Vidar's 2001 Nissan Sentra. 

Last night, Vidar took a little drive by Vidar's house where the she-bitch Solveig currently resides.  (Vidar will win back this house in the divorce settlement or Vidar will burn it to the ground... off the record.)  Solveig and her new man-bitch, Starkad, were inside laughing, eating popcorn and watching a movie by the fire. 

Fuck Solveig... she-bitch!

This week's episode of The Vampire Diaries (The Turning Point) looks amazing!  Vidar is hoping for a "turning point" soon in this miserable existence.

The Vampire Diaries - Season 1 - Episode 10 - The Turning Point (Original Airdate: November 19, 2009) (Recap courtesy of CWTV.com):

After reading the journal left by one of the Gilbert ancestors, Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) is inspired to return to his hobby of sketching fantasy creatures, a talent he had abandoned when his parents died.  Much to the surprise of their friends, Matt (Zach Roerig) and Caroline (Candice Accola) continue to hang out together.  When Sheriff Forbes (guest star Marguerite MacIntyre) tells Damon (Ian Somerhalder) there has been another attack, he offers to track down the killer and learns a startling piece of information about the town's founding families.  Alaric (guest star Matt Davis) steps in to help during an awkward scene with Jeremy, Tyler (Michael Trevino) and Mayor Lockwood (guest star Rob Pralgo).  Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Elena (Nina Dobrev) come to a new understanding, but everything changes when Elena accidentally makes a devastating discovery.  Sara Canning and Katerina Graham also star.  J. Miller Tobin directed the episode written by Kevin Williamson & Julie Plec & Barbie Kligman.

Sounds like a great episode! 

Vidar will, once again, be watching via Hulu at the North Hollywood Library.  Vivian, the librarian, had better back away from Vidar when her incessant urging that Vidar take a shower.  VIDAR IS GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE AND DOESN'T HAVE A SHOWER IN HIS CAR!

Vidar - The Norse God Of Silence, Stealth and Revenge

Vidar has discovered it gets very cold in the San Fernando Valley, especially when the heat is out on Vidar's 2001 Nissan Sentra. 

Last night, Vidar took a little drive by Vidar's house where the she-bitch Solveig currently resides.  (Vidar will win back this house in the divorce settlement or Vidar will burn it to the ground... off the record.)  Solveig and her new man-bitch, Starkad, were inside laughing, eating popcorn and watching a movie by the fire. 

Fuck Solveig... she-bitch!

This week's episode of Glee looks fantastic.  Vidar loves sad ballads and tonight's show is called Ballad.

Glee - Season 1 - Episode 10 - Ballad (Original Airdate: November 18, 2009) (Recap courtesy of Fox Publicity):

Mr. Schuester splits the Glee Club into pairs to sing their favorite ballad, but when one kid gets sick, he's forced to step in and winds up in a sticky situation.  Meanwhile, Finn and Quinn have to face the music when dinner with her parents goes awry.

Sounds like a great episode! 

Vidar will, once again, be watching via Hulu tomorrow morning at the North Hollywood Library.  Vivian, the librarian, had better back away from Vidar when her incessant urging that Vidar take a shower.  VIDAR IS GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE AND DOESN'T HAVE A SHOWER IN HIS CAR!

Vidar - The Norse God Of Silence, Stealth and Revenge

Goddag.  Vidar has discovered that you can find quite a bit of edible food from the dumpsters behind restaurants. 

Things are not going too well for Vidar since the divorce proceedings began from his wife, the she-devil Solveig.  Vidar has found it impossible to secure an apartment and has been living in his 2001 Nissan Sentra.  Surprisingly roomy!

Last week's "The Vampire Diaries" episode - 162 Candles - was an unforgettable hour of television that Vidar will, most likely, never forget.  Vidar had to watch the episode on a free internet connection at the North Hollywood library.  There are many people who smell very bad at the North Hollywood library.  All seem to be there for the free internet.  And all seem to be unemployed.

Anyway, if the great All-Father Odin is reading this blog - PLEASE HELP VIDAR!  Vidar is fucked up.

Tonight's episode of TVD will most likely be the greatest 44 minutes ever witnessed on this planet!

The Vampire Diaries - Season 1 - Episode 9 - History Repeating (Original Airdate: November 12, 2009) (Recap courtesy of SpoilerTV.com)

STEFAN LEARNS THE REASON DAMON RETURNED TO MYSTIC FALLS -- Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) gets a break from the mysterious new history teacher, Alaric Saltzman (guest star Matt Davis, "Legally Blonde") and introduces Alaric to Jenna (Sara Canning). Bonnie (Katerina Graham) is having terrifying dreams about one of her ancestors. Despite Elena's (Nina Dobrev) efforts to smooth things over, Bonnie and Caroline (Candice Accola) continue to argue over the medallion.  When the girls hold a séance to help them decide what to do, the results are stranger than any of them expected. Matt (Zach Roerig) comes to Caroline's aid when she needs a friend.  Damon (Ian Somerhalder) finally reveals to Stefan (Paul Wesley) the stunning reason he has returned to Mystic Falls.

Vidar will be back at the North Hollywood library first thing tomorrow morning to watch this episode.  If, Bob, that burned out, homeless surfer guy with the soiled pants is there, Vidar may wait until the afternoon.

HAPPY WATCHING!

Vidar - The Norse God Of Silence, Stealth and Revenge

Goddag.  As you may or may not know, Vidar has been going through a very messy divorce.  Because of Vidar's freakish outward appearance and weak job history, it has been very difficult for Vidar to secure an apartment (even in North Hollywood, CA during this horrible recession!). 

Vidar is a good risk and those that have turned me down will be banished by Odin to Niflheim where he or she will be bound by their own intestines at a cave near Franang's Falls while snakes drip venom into their mouths... but I digress.

Thank the mighty Odin for what looks like another unbe-freakin-lievable TVD episode:  162 Candles!

The Vampire Diaries - Season 1 - Episode 8 - 162 Candles (Original Airdate: November 5, 2009) (Recap courtesy of IMDB.com)

On his birthday, Stefan is surprised by a visit from Lexi, one of his oldest friends.  Still upset by the events at the Halloween haunted house, Elena does her best to stay away from Stefan, but Lexi gives her some unsolicited relationship advice.  Elena and Jenna are surprised by a change in Jeremy's behavior.  At Damon's insistence, Caroline tries to get his medallion back from Bonnie.  Finally, Damon's offer to help Sheriff Forbes has sudden and tragic results.

Vidar has been living in his car but will manage to watch at the library on Hulu...

Vidar - The Norse God of Silence, Stealth and Revenge