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posted September 29, 2000 12:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for God   Click Here to Email God     Edit/Delete Message
It was tough for me, too. AND I'M GOD! It's either Mormon or the highway! It's not too late to convert. My personal opinion and having checked out the situation in hell - it's probably better to go to Hell than to be Mormon.

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superguy
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posted September 29, 2000 02:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for superguy   Click Here to Email superguy     Edit/Delete Message
Going back to your little multiple choice question there God --- I'd have to go with JC Superstar. You're not really forced by anyone in America to be a Christian (except your parents, if your parents suck) - because of that, I'd have to say it's a-ok with me.

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posted September 30, 2000 12:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EricaCall   Click Here to Email EricaCall     Edit/Delete Message
God can't expect us Americans who were raised by Christian parents to dig ourselves out of that trap and find the true faith. God must be more forgiving than that. God can't expect 7 billion people to be totally enlightened.

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posted September 30, 2000 10:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for g2     Edit/Delete Message
God can expect anything God wants to.

God and Skinny, I'm wondering why if heaven is out, the only other option is hell. I personally don't believe in either of them -- except in what I create them to be... But it seems to me that even if I ain't going to heaven (thank God!) I can go anywhere else I choose.

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posted September 30, 2000 11:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Skinnylb   Click Here to Email Skinnylb     Edit/Delete Message
hey g2..
I dont believe in Heaven or Hell either..i was just messing with Gods head.ahahahah

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posted September 30, 2000 12:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for God   Click Here to Email God     Edit/Delete Message
You can't mess with God's head! God doesn't have a "head" as you heathens call it. God is a force bigger than anything you could possibly imagine - AND YOU'RE ON MY LIST! Be careful.

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posted September 30, 2000 12:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Skinnylb   Click Here to Email Skinnylb     Edit/Delete Message
OOOOH God..I am scared now...What are you gonna do..give me cancer?...Oh wait ..you all ready did that..ahahahhaahahhahaahahhahahaah....Boy it's fun messing with God...!

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posted September 30, 2000 12:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Skinnylb   Click Here to Email Skinnylb     Edit/Delete Message
Ps..I know God doesnt give people sickness...again..just having a little fun with God..!..

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posted September 30, 2000 03:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for God   Click Here to Email God     Edit/Delete Message
God is not amused. Are you trying to make God cry?

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posted September 30, 2000 05:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Skinnylb   Click Here to Email Skinnylb     Edit/Delete Message
I'm sorry God..wouldnt want to make you cry..I wont "mess with you" anymore..ok?

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posted September 30, 2000 05:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for God   Click Here to Email God     Edit/Delete Message
That's okay. I was just messing with you, too. Today is a very busy day - lots of Jewish prayers coming up.

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posted September 30, 2000 07:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Skinnylb   Click Here to Email Skinnylb     Edit/Delete Message
Yes..I am sure you are just "full up" with requests..try not to work too hard

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posted October 01, 2000 04:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for God   Click Here to Email God     Edit/Delete Message
And on the 7th Day - I rested.

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posted October 07, 2000 05:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for compton   Click Here to Email compton     Edit/Delete Message
With all the trouble in the Middle East, I think you've rested the whole week, God. Wake up, man, Yom Kippur is coming, dude.

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posted October 09, 2000 04:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for God   Click Here to Email God     Edit/Delete Message
I don't bother you at McDonald's when you're working at your job, compton. Don't bother me at mine!

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