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Topic: God....
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God A-List Writer Posts: 132 From: Registered: Aug 2000
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posted September 29, 2000 12:38 AM
It was tough for me, too. AND I'M GOD! It's either Mormon or the highway! It's not too late to convert. My personal opinion and having checked out the situation in hell - it's probably better to go to Hell than to be Mormon.IP: Logged |
superguy A-List Writer Posts: 21 From:Westchester, CA Registered: Jul 2000
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posted September 29, 2000 02:49 PM
Going back to your little multiple choice question there God --- I'd have to go with JC Superstar. You're not really forced by anyone in America to be a Christian (except your parents, if your parents suck) - because of that, I'd have to say it's a-ok with me.IP: Logged |
EricaCall A-List Writer Posts: 38 From:North Hollywood Registered: Jun 2000
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posted September 30, 2000 12:06 AM
God can't expect us Americans who were raised by Christian parents to dig ourselves out of that trap and find the true faith. God must be more forgiving than that. God can't expect 7 billion people to be totally enlightened.IP: Logged |
g2 A-List Writer Posts: 1470 From:LaLaLand, CA USA Registered: Jun 2000
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posted September 30, 2000 10:29 AM
God can expect anything God wants to.God and Skinny, I'm wondering why if heaven is out, the only other option is hell. I personally don't believe in either of them -- except in what I create them to be... But it seems to me that even if I ain't going to heaven (thank God!) I can go anywhere else I choose. IP: Logged |
Skinnylb A-List Writer Posts: 4162 From:Glendora Ca 91740 Registered: Apr 2000
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posted September 30, 2000 11:43 AM
hey g2.. I dont believe in Heaven or Hell either..i was just messing with Gods head.ahahahahIP: Logged |
God A-List Writer Posts: 132 From: Registered: Aug 2000
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posted September 30, 2000 12:24 PM
You can't mess with God's head! God doesn't have a "head" as you heathens call it. God is a force bigger than anything you could possibly imagine - AND YOU'RE ON MY LIST! Be careful.IP: Logged |
Skinnylb A-List Writer Posts: 4162 From:Glendora Ca 91740 Registered: Apr 2000
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posted September 30, 2000 12:50 PM
OOOOH God..I am scared now...What are you gonna do..give me cancer?...Oh wait ..you all ready did that..ahahahhaahahhahaahahhahahaah....Boy it's fun messing with God...!IP: Logged |
Skinnylb A-List Writer Posts: 4162 From:Glendora Ca 91740 Registered: Apr 2000
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posted September 30, 2000 12:52 PM
Ps..I know God doesnt give people sickness...again..just having a little fun with God..!..IP: Logged |
God A-List Writer Posts: 132 From: Registered: Aug 2000
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posted September 30, 2000 03:06 PM
God is not amused. Are you trying to make God cry?IP: Logged |
Skinnylb A-List Writer Posts: 4162 From:Glendora Ca 91740 Registered: Apr 2000
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posted September 30, 2000 05:25 PM
I'm sorry God..wouldnt want to make you cry..I wont "mess with you" anymore..ok?IP: Logged |
God A-List Writer Posts: 132 From: Registered: Aug 2000
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posted September 30, 2000 05:54 PM
That's okay. I was just messing with you, too. Today is a very busy day - lots of Jewish prayers coming up.IP: Logged |
Skinnylb A-List Writer Posts: 4162 From:Glendora Ca 91740 Registered: Apr 2000
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posted September 30, 2000 07:21 PM
Yes..I am sure you are just "full up" with requests..try not to work too hardIP: Logged |
God A-List Writer Posts: 132 From: Registered: Aug 2000
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posted October 01, 2000 04:24 PM
And on the 7th Day - I rested.IP: Logged |
compton Hack Writer Posts: 19 From:Seatle, WA Registered: May 2000
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posted October 07, 2000 05:28 PM
With all the trouble in the Middle East, I think you've rested the whole week, God. Wake up, man, Yom Kippur is coming, dude.IP: Logged |
God A-List Writer Posts: 132 From: Registered: Aug 2000
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posted October 09, 2000 04:46 PM
I don't bother you at McDonald's when you're working at your job, compton. Don't bother me at mine!IP: Logged |