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[Please note, there are currently no positions available in Accounts Payable, Accounts Receivable, Food Services, Lawn Maintenance or Payroll.]
The following jobs are available for immediate hiring:
Executive Vice President - Production - Manka Bros. Films:
Must be willing to go to parties with the stars, visit filming locations around the world and, in general, have an ability to "network" with some of the top talent in the industry. Previous experience preferred or, at the very least, be friends with someone who has previous experience. Annual salary starts at $1,725,000 with an extremely generous bonus regardless of film slate performance. Salary and bonus are negotiable.
Senior A&R Representative - Manka Bros. Records:
Must be willing to go to clubs all around the world, signing bands and schmoozing artists. Music knowledge is important but not necessary. Business knowledge would be nice but not necessary. Salary starts at $675,000 including First Class accommodations and expenses.
Manka Bros. constantly has new and returning shows in production and we need directors! Experience in comedy is a plus. Salary: $80,000 per episode (minimum 10 episode commitment) but we are willing to pay more.
Mankazine Publisher - As Wee Speak:
Manka Bros. Publishing is preparing a relaunch next year of the "Mankazine For Babies - By Babies". Publisher must be a baby and have knowledge of being a baby. Previous magazine experience a plus. Salary starts at $450,000 which includes several naps a day.
Ride Operator - Manka Fun Park Mexico City:
Who wants to be in show business? Manka Fun Parks Mexico City is looking for a top of the line ride operator of our Scaredy Cat Roller Adventure attraction. Applicant must be fluent in Spanish, English, French and Italian and have a superior knowledge of mechanics and CPR. Top tier MBA school grads need only apply. Salary starts at $2.35 a hour (because it's Mexico and that's pretty good for Mexico).